Saturday, September 18, 2010

hot chick beats gorilla with shark club

This is the sort thing my pals and I discuss in e-mail...


ME

http://i.imgur.com/FjNhz.jpg


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“One cannot step twice in the same river.” – Heraclitus


Friend 1


i think i get it, it is a post-modern deconstruction of the da-da movement. Although i can't explain the t-rex.


ME

flying saucers? no problem. Ape in a spacesuit, no problem. Using a shark as a club, no problem. Dinosaur, what the hell man?


Friend 2

You guys have clearly not spent enough time in higher ed....

The t-rex represents the misogynistic aspects of the modern American Corporate imperialist system. The dinosaur is about to devour our brave heroin, and has set his gaze on the noble forward thinking purple ape in a space suit. His anguished expression and toppled posture show how the modern political system is vacant of the vision it had in it's former liberal golden age. The flying saucers are actually flying away from the mess expressing their disgust at the way the western world has lost all respect and reverence for the fragile beasts of Nature, obviously represented by the weaponized corpse of the shark. So while the woman is expressing her strength in a fight against a past that raised hope for man (rather than human kind as a whole, again shown by the unnatural coloration of the ape and his animal aspects) her rage is expressed in a way that distances her from Nature and in the process does great damage to Nature itself. The T-Rex is the retribution of the natural world against the inherently evil actions of the eternally flawed and diseased human creature. It is the righteous destruction of humanity, which has no hope at all of ever playing a modest and proper role in the Natural Order.

This comic is a pointed expression of the Nihilistic Eco-Apocalyptic movement.


Friend 3

You still aren't able to move around very much, are you?


ME

That really needs to be posted somewhere for everyone in the world to 'enjoy' :)


Friend 1

Written like at true academic, where the conflation of two mutually exclusive narratives in adumbrating the iconography of the T-Rex can exist in the same realm without causing massive cognitive dissonance in the mind of the writer. For how can a T-Rex both symbolize the misogynistic aspects of the modern American Corporate imperialist system while also being natures retribution against man's corrupt socio-economic systems.

It is clearly obvious that the T-Rex is attempting to position itself in a better vantage point to view the heroine/villain mammary regions.

I also postulate that it is a dolphin club rather than a shark, which symbolizes the inherent bond between mammals of lesser hair and the superiority they feel over other pilose mammals.



Friend 2

Freind 1,

Written like at true academic, where the conflation of two mutually exclusive narratives in adumbrating the iconography of the T-Rex can exist in the same realm without causing massive cognitive dissonance in the mind of the writer. For how can a T-Rex both symbolize the misogynistic aspects of the modern American Corporate imperialist system while also being natures retribution against man's corrupt socio-economic systems.

Thanks, it hurt to do that, but I felt it was necessary for the proper literary expression I was working for.

I also postulate that it is a dolphin club rather than a shark, which symbolizes the inherent bond between mammals of lesser hair and the superiority they feel over other pilose mammals.
Very nice! :)


Friend 2

That really needs to be posted somewhere for everyone in the world to 'enjoy' :)
Go for it. :)


Friend 4

Actually, boobs.

"Reading furnishes the mind only with materials of knowledge; it is thinking that makes what we read ours."

~John Locke


Friend 3

Literally, boobs.



ME

And I like boobies!



ME

Also

http://i.imgur.com/d6nBu.jpg

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